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Originally published on Sat April 14, 2012 4:30 am
PETER SAGAL, HOST:
Now panel, how will Ozzie Guillen upset Miamians next time? Alonzo Bodden?
ALONZO BODDEN: Ozzie's going to lose his accent and when they can understand what he's saying, there's really going to be trouble.
(SOUNDBITE OF LAUGHTER)
SAGAL: Jessi Klein?
JESSI KLEIN: He will be caught on tape saying he loves everything about Florida except the old people.
SAGAL: And Mo Rocca?
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