Originally published on Sat February 11, 2012 10:35 am
PETER SAGAL, HOST:
Now, panel, who will finally swoop in and save the GOP? Paula Poundstone?
PAULA POUNDSTONE: Giselle Bundchen, who will say to the Republicans, "my husband can't throw the ball and win the election at the same time."
(SOUNDBITE OF LAUGHTER)
(SOUNDBITE OF APPLAUSE)
SAGAL: Tom Bodett?
TOM BODETT: We're going to need one part Newt Gingrich, one part Rudy Giuliani, one part Arnold Schwarzenegger - we're talking Vladmir Putin.
SAGAL: And Roxanne Roberts?
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