Carl reads three quotes from the weeks news: A Grand Old Sendoff, March Madness and a Major League Misstep.
Our panelists answer questions about the week's news: Don't Text and Maul.
Our panelists tell us three stories of life before the Internet, only one of which is true.
More questions for the panel: Take This Job And Shove It, Some Assembly Required and You Want Who?
Carl reads three news-related limericks: A Bus For When You Feel Like You've Been Hit By a Bus, Slider Sommelier and an Adorable Expiration Date.