Originally published on Sat August 18, 2012 8:56 am
PETER SAGAL, HOST:
Right now, panel, time for you to answer some questions about the week's news. Faith, according to a shocking new study, there's something just as bad for you as smoking cigarettes. What?
FAITH SALIE: Egg yolks, Peter.
SAGAL: Indeed, Faith, eggs, egg yolks.
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Our panelists tell three stories about struggling businesses improving customer service.
Our panelists predict: If Barack Obama decided to drop Joe Biden, who he would he pick to replace him?
Originally published on Sat August 11, 2012 10:07 am
Now, panel, what will the Rover discover on Mars? Roy Blount Jr.?
ROY BLOUNT JR: Well it's kind of sad. We discover that Curiosity landed on the only cat on Mars.
SAGAL: Amy Dickinson?
AMY DICKINSON: Well, I've been looking for my car keys for a long time, so I'm hoping.
SAGAL: And Tom Bodett?
TOM BODETT: It'll find Waldo, the Beef, Carmen, San Diego and Obama's birth certificate.
CARL KASELL: From NPR and WBEZ-Chicago, this is WAIT WAIT...DON'T TELL ME!, the NPR News quiz. I'm Carl Kasell, and here's your host, at the Merrill Auditorium in Portland, Maine, Peter Sagal.
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Thank you. So much for the reserved New Englander thing. It's great to be here in Portland, which is the hipster capital of Maine.
SAGAL: It's terrible now. The grizzled old lobstermen have to wear t-shirts saying, "My beard is not ironic."