Our panelists answer questions about the week's news: A Two-Ply Problem. (3) Bluff The Listener — Our panelists tell us three stories of St. Patrick's Day traditions being used for good, only one of which is true.
Carl reads three news-related limericks: A Hairy Situation, Come Fly With My Kids and A Bird In Need Of A Birdbath.
All the news we couldn't fit anywhere else.
More questions for the panel: A Little Chin Music, Eau de Pontiff and Putting Six Elbows On The Bar.
Carl reads three news-related limericks: Baby Poop Suits; Fattening ATMS and Fido Lipo.