Carl reads three news-related limericks: Baby Poop Suits; Fattening ATMS and Fido Lipo.
All the news we couldn't fit anywhere else.
Now that Fox is developing a sitcom that takes place at an NPR station, our panelists predict what the pilot episode will be about.
Carl reads three quotes from the week's news: Rich Man, Gaffe Man; The Next Big War; and Muggles Rejoice.
Our panelists answer questions about the week's news: Let This Be Called "Getting Merkeled" From Now On.