Who ever thought he’d live to say, “Pity the poor bank.”
But, goodness, everybody’s after banks today. The president. Congress. Wall Street. Even the Wall Street Journal. Banks are today’s whipping boy.
Well I know a lot of bankers who are good guys, but, lordy, it’s hard to like a bank. It’s stuff like this. One day recently comes this letter from Chase Bank. I guess because one of my credit cards is a Chase Bank card. Right off the bat, the letter asks me to respond to update my preference for receiving offers by mail from Chase.
It must have been television newscasters - second only to sports radio in mangling the language - that one day decided that people no longer disappear. They “go missing.” Go missing? How can that be? To disappear is to cease to appear. To vanish. Isn’t that the case when somebody, uh . . . disappears?
Missing does indeed, mean absent, lost, not present. So, to say that Charlie is missing is fine. But to say Charlie has GONE missing or went missing? How does that make sense?
If you Google duct tape, you’ll discover that there are eleven million, seven-hundred-thousand results. For duct tape. An industrial product.
Duct Tape was made first by Johnson and Johnson in nineteen-forty-two. First use was to tape ammunition boxes during World War II because it was moisture-proof. GIs also used it to repair guns, Jeeps, airplanes, almost everything.
Rolls-Royce has hired its first advertising agency in America. The task for the agency is to create a new, younger image for the car that is a cliché for wealthy, old men with chauffeurs.
The company believes its appeal to well-heeled, older buyers remains strong, but Rolls-Royce wants to capture younger, affluent drivers as well. Word is that the agency is likely to utilize a lot of live, promotional events, as opposed to traditional media advertising.