Originally published on Sat January 25, 2014 3:16 pm
PETER SAGAL, HOST:
Now panel, what will be the big surprise at this year's State of the Union coming next week? Brian Babylon.
BRIAN BABYLON: Breaking news, Obamacare will now cover yoga pants.
SAGAL: You'll be in seventh heaven. Jessi Klein.
JESSI KLEIN: Tired of adhering to laws and basic decency, Florida will finally secede.
SAGAL: And Mr. Hannibal Burress.
HANNIBAL BURRESS: Obama will say, this sucks. I'm going to just coast from here.
Our panelists predict, what will A-Rod do now he's not playing baseball?
All the news we couldn't fit anywhere else.
Carl reads three news-related limericks: Melting tennis players; beard benefits; what your cat thinks of you.
Originally published on Sat January 11, 2014 11:14 am
CARL KASELL: Now panel, how will the mayor of Fort Lee exact revenge on Chris Christie? Adam Felber?
ADAM FELBER: It's simple. He'll just send him an extremely attractive realistic-looking ceramic brisket.
FELBER: I broke another tooth.
PETER SAGAL, HOST: Paula Poundstone.
PAULA POUNDSTONE: Prior to engaging in a fun and friendly round of hide and seek, the mayor of Fort Lee will block the shipment of olive oil.
HOST: And Charlie Pierce.